Saturday, March 17, 2012

A Prayer To Saint Patrick


May the corn beef not have soy
And the cabbage not have whey
'Cause the ER's not the place to be
On ol' Saint Patrick's Day

May the beer be pure of "fining"
And may nuts not touch the brew
'Cause my kid is getting older
And he's Irish, through and through

May his friends be ever vigilant
And keep him e'er from harm
'Cause all allergic Irishmen
Needs friendship's lucky charm

Though banshees sure are lurking
And pookas haunt the trails
Watch over him and keep him safe
Through all of his travails

And one more thing I'd like to ask
With an Irish heart that's pure
Please send us down our pot of gold...
A fecking Irish cure!



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